The Pants Aren't Dead

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The gulls show up
And they eat all our brains
They throw up
And it feeds little fish
The fish get sick
And they die of the clap

The Pants aren't dead
No they're not
No they're not

The bodies they found
Were beyond decay
The medical examiner
Picked up his ukulele and he played

The Pants are dead
Now let's bury their head
And jump up and down
And jump up and down
And jump up and down on their grave

The Pants aren't dead
No they're not
No they're not
The Pants aren't dead
No they're not
No they're not

The DNA results
Were flawed at best
The teeth were blue
And made of glass

The Pants are dead
Now let's bury their head
And jump up and down
And jump up and down
And jump up and down on their grave

The Pants aren't dead
No they're not
No they're not
The Pants aren't dead
No they're not
No they're not

HOORAY!

The Pants aren't dead YEAH!

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from The Pants Aren't Dead, released August 5, 2022

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The Pants Grand Rapids, Michigan

Best known for their hard-hitting nonsense... and their 11 seconds of fame on Steve Terreberry's YouTube video about The Worst Band Names on Spotify (in which he says we have the best band name on Spotify - DAMN RIGHT, STEVE!)... The Pant's Have Returned to Devour YOU! Freak + Rock + Skronk = The Pants ... more

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